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Realtor Jokes

The real-estate boss got a hot new secretary, and he decided to put some moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is working, not caring, coming to work late, and so on.

Finally, he pulls her aside, and has a little talk with his new secretary. "Listen, Baby, we may have gone to bed together a few times, but who said you could start coming in late and slacking off?"

The secretary replied, "My lawyer!"