Actor
Artist
Astronaut
Auto Mechanic
Butcher
Butler
Carpenter
Census Taker
Construction
Cook
Economist
Factory
Firefighter
Florist
Foreman
Gas Station
Hooker
Jockey
Lumberjack
Maid
Mailman
Meter Reader
Misc. Occupations
Mortician
Musician
Night Watchman
Nurse
Painter
Pharmacist
Phone Man
Plumber
Politician
Psychic
Railroad
Realtor
Reporter
Tailor
Talent Agent
Union Worker
Ventriloquist
Veterinarian
Waiter
Writer
Zookeeper

More Occupations

Talent Agent Jokes

In the early 60s a young fellow walks into a talent agent's office and says he wants to break into show-biz. So, the agent says "Okay kid, show me what you do."

The kid tells some jokes, does a little soft shoe, sings a bit, does an acrobatic act with an ottoman, and is good enough to impress the agent. "Great kid! Just great!" says the agent. "I can do things for ya! I think I can get you a show on TV. By the way, what's your name?"

The young man, proud and excited, exclaims, "Penis Van Lesbian."

"Scuse me?" questions the agent.

"My name is Penis Van Lesbian," again replies the young man.

"Hey I'm sorry kid, you're gonna have to change your name, nobody is gonna hire you with a name like Penis Van Lesbian."

Well, the young man is crestfallen but steadfastly refuses to change his name, so he leaves to find another agent.

A few months later he returns to the same agent. "Hey kid! Good to see ya again!" says the agent. "Are ya still looking for work? Have ya changed your name?"

With his head hanging low the young man replies, "Yes. Every agent in town turned me down because of my name, Penis Van Lesbian. So I've changed it."

"Great kid, great! What's your new name?" alked the agent.

To which the actor replied, "Dick Van Dyke."