Archaeologist
Assassin
Astronomer
Baker
Blackjack Dealer
Carpet Layer
Collections
Coroner
Cruise Captain
Custodian
Dietitian
Doorman
Efficiency Expert
Exorcist
Exterminator
Garbage Man
Gardener
Handyman
Lemon Picker
Librarian
Magician
Market Researcher
Mathematician
Milkman
Misc. Occupations
Optician
Photographer
Shopkeeper
Singer
Telemarketer
Travel Agent
Weatherman

Miscellaneous Job Jokes

Q: What would you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop?

A: A recovering alcoholic.

My son is proof that anyone can be successful enough to drive a BMW or Mercedes...

And besides, he looks so cute in his valet parking attendant uniform.

They have a new organization called Workaholics Anonymous.

When you get the urge to put in an eight-hour day, you call them up and they send over two government workers to talk to you.