Archaeologist
Assassin
Astronomer
Baker
Blackjack Dealer
Carpet Layer
Collections
Coroner
Cruise Captain
Custodian
Dietitian
Doorman
Efficiency Expert
Exorcist
Exterminator
Garbage Man
Gardener
Handyman
Lemon Picker
Librarian
Magician
Market Researcher
Mathematician
Milkman
Misc. Occupations
Optician
Photographer
Shopkeeper
Singer
Telemarketer
Travel Agent
Weatherman

Miscellaneous Job Jokes

A rather dense blonde woman got a new job working in a sperm bank. We ran into her about a week after she started her new job and asked her what she did.

She said, "Well, I just sit in the reception area and great all the men who come in. It's mainly men. Women never come in there. And I act cordial."

The blonde continued, "And I point out to the men where they should go. And when they come out, I say, 'Thank you for coming.'"

Blue Collar Barbie:
Comes with overalls, protective goggles, lunch pail, UAW membership, pamphlet on union-organizing and pay scales for women as compared to men. Waitressing outfits and cashier's aprons may be purchased separately for Barbies who are holding down second jobs in order to make ends meet.