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Singer Jokes

Q: What famous operatic tenor invented the sugar pill?
A: Placebo Domingo

A medical student wanted to specialize as a proctologist. He wanted to be a really good proctologist, so he decided to go down to the morgue after class and get in a little extra practice.

When the student uncovered the first corpse, he discovered that there was a cork in the corpse's butt. The student thought that was a little strange, so he pulled out the cork and music started to play: "On the road again. Just can't wait to get on the road again . . . "

The student really freaked out! He ran to get the County Medical Examiner and dragged the Coroner back to the table. "Look at this!" the student exclaimed as he pulled the cork out again. "On the road again . . . "

The County Coroner was totally unimpressed. "So what?" he asked.

"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" the medical student asked.

"Are you kidding? That's nothing." replied the Medical Examiner. "Any asshole can sing country music!"

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?