Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

One late afternoon a police car pulls up in front of Aunt Gertrude's house, and Uncle Leonard gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home.

"Oh Leonard," said Aunt Gertrude, "You've been going to that park for over thirty years. How could you get lost?"

Leaning close to Aunt Gertrude, so that the policeman couldn't hear, Uncle Leonard whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

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