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This atom says to his friend, "I'm really upset, I've just lost an electron."

His friend says to him, "Are you sure?"

"Yeah," he replies. "I'm Positive."


A rocket inventor named Bright
Once traveled much faster than light.
He started one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.


If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?


How many weeks are there in a light year?


If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?


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