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Stewardess Jokes
Stewardess and Flight Attendant Jokes

 

Q: How do you recognize a flight attendant at a party?
A: They are the only ones eating standing up and cleaning their hands with the curtains.

Q: What do you call a pregnant Flight Attendant?
A: Pilot error.

Q: What is the difference between a flight attendant and a 727 engine?
A: The 727 engine stops whining after landing.

Q: An airhead flight attendant, a 'smart' flight attendant and Santa Claus jumped off the airplane after they lost both engines. Who made the largest splash?
A: The airhead flight attendant. The other two don't exist!

Q: How many flight attendants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they will all be in the galley complaining.

Q: What do you call a bunch of flight attendants in a basement?
A: A whine cellar!


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