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A pompous Southern minister is seated next to an attorney on a recent flight. After the plane is airborne, the flight attendant comes around for drink orders. The attorney asks for a gin and tonic, which is brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asks the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replies in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!" The lawyer politely hands his drink back to the flight attendant and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice."  Or, Choose a Joke Category from the Menu. Jump to Stewardess Joke Number: Related Category:
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