Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A man was in an accident and unfortunately, his penis was chopped off. The victim was rushed to the hospital where the doctor examined him.

After careful examination the doctor said, "We can replace it with a small size for $2,000, a medium size for $5,000, or an extra-large size for $10,000. I realize it's a lot of money, so take your time and talk it over with your wife."

When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring sadly at the floor. "We've decided," the man told him as he choked back tears. "My wife says that she'd rather have a new kitchen."

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