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Top Ten Reasons to Go to Work Naked:

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"


A priest who was walking through a small town saw a blackboard outside the front door of a school. It had been washed and put out to dry in the open air. There was a piece of chalk at the foot of the blackboard, so the priest took it and wrote in large letters, "I'm a priest and I pray for you all."

A lawyer happened to pass next and when he saw what the priest had written, he added under it, "I'm a lawyer and I defend you all."

Then a doctor came by, took the piece of chalk and wrote on the blackboard, "I'm a doctor and I cure you all."

Finally an ordinary citizen stopped, looked at what the others had written, thought for a few seconds and then added, "And I am an ordinary citizen and I pay for you all."


Every morning for years, at about 11:30, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time. One day the operator summed up nerve enough to ask him why the regularity. "I'm foreman of the local sawmill," he explained. "Every day I have to blow the whistle at noon so I call you to get the exact time."

The operator giggled, "That's really funny," she said. "All this time we've been setting our clock by your whistle."


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