Occupational Hazards   Laugh along with sassy clerks, crazy shrinks, sick doctors, clever bartenders, dumb waiters, and ingenious engineers. Check out job hunting jokes, corporate wisdom, office humor, and coffee jokes. Have a revenge chuckle about lawyers, dentists, IRS, police, judges, or that #%$@%! boss. Enjoy!  
 

Occupation Menu

Home
Accountant
Banker
Barber
Bartender
Clerk/Cashier
Cowboy
Dentist
Doctor
Education
Engineer
Farmer
Judge
Lawyer
Military
Office
Pilot
Police
Salesman
Scientist
Secretary
Shrink
Stewardess
Stock Broker
Taxi/Limo Driver
Truck Driver

 

 

 


Clerk and Cashier Jokes
Sales Clerk and Cashier Jokes

 

John was a clerk in a small drugstore, but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.

Just then a man came in coughing. He ask John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might John could not find the cough syrup.

Remembering his boss' warning, he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once. The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.

Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired. "He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the dang cough syrup. So, I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once," John explained.

"Ex-Lax? That won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily.

"Sure it will!" John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post. "Just look at him. He's afraid to cough."


It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local paper were the main reasons for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30 a.m., the store's opening time.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw and knocked around a bit, then thrown to the end of the line again.

As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the store!"


A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?"

The clerk turned, looked her up and down, and smiled, "Not bad..."


"May I try on that dress in the window?" Bambi asked the clerk at the designer boutique.

"Go ahead," the sales clerk replies, "Maybe it'll attract some business."


 

Next Job Joke
Click for the Next Clerk Joke.
Or, Choose a Joke Category from the Menu.

Jump to Clerk/Cashier Joke Number:
| 5 | 10 | 15 | 20 | 25 | New Clerk Jokes |

Back to the top of this page

 

 

 

 
More OccupationsRandom JokesCategory MenuSubmit a JokeSearch Archive

 

 

Guaranteed to
Relieve Job Stress:

Go Shopping!
| Find Unique Stuff |
|
Get Really Nice Stuff |

 

 

| Home | Job Hunting Humor | On the Job Jokes | #%$@ Boss | Corporate Wisdom | Coffee Jokes |
| Accountant Jokes | Banker | Barber Jokes | Bartender | Clerk/Cashier | Cowboy Jokes | Dentist |
| Doctor Jokes | Education Humor | Engineer Jokes | Farmer | Judge Jokes | Lawyer Jokes | Military |
| Office Humor | Pilot | Police Jokes | Salesman | Scientist Jokes | Secretary | Shrink Jokes | Stewardess |
| Stock Broker | Taxi & Limo Driver | Truck Driver | 100 More Occupations | More Jobs-2 | A to Z Jobs |