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On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission"

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"

At a Music Store: "Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner."

On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."

On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a min-u-et."

In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."

On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."

On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."

At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash condition."

Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.

In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"

On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."

In a Dry Cleaner's: "Drop your pants here."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

At a farmer's field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges."


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