Education, Teacher, and Student Jokes

Teacher: "What is actually used as a conductor of electricity?"

Johnny: "Why? Err..."

Teacher: "Wire is right. Very good. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?"

Johnny: "The what?"

Teacher: "That's absolutely correct, the watt. Now class, you should all study diligently like Johnny here."

The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. "There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning," he snapped. "Wouldn't it be better to hear one at a time?"

Little Johnny shouted, "Okay, you start."

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