Education, Teacher, and Student Jokes

It was decided to teach sex education in school and the principal chose his favorite teacher's second grade class as a trial. The teacher showed the film, read the material to her students and then asked if anyone had questions.

One little boy held up his hand and shyly said, "Teacher, I have a boy dog and he jumps over the fence and wrestles with this girl dog and she has puppies. Is this sex?" The teacher replied, "Yes, that's sex."

A little girl raised her hand and asked, "Teacher, I have a girl cat and there's a boy cat that jumps on her out in the yard and they wrestle. Then she has kittens. Is that sex?"

The teacher said, "Yes, that's sex." A second little boy raised his hand and blurted, "Teacher, the other night I saw a movie where three guys wrestled with John Wayne. Is that sex?"

The teacher shook her head and said, "No, that was not sex!"

The little boy replied, "Whew! I thought it would take more than three guys to screw John Wayne!"

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