Education, Teacher, and Student Jokes

Little Johnny's class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Little Johnny to recite a sentence with a direct object.

Little Johnny stood and thought, then said, "Teacher, everybody thinks you are very beautiful."

"Why thank you, Little Johnny," the teacher said, blushing. "But what is the direct object?"

"The good report card next month," he replied.

"You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's, only one begins with an R."

- Dennis Miller

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