Engineer Jokes

You May Be an Engineer If - Part II

18. You have ever taken the back off of your TV just to see what's inside.

19. A team of you and your co-workers has set out to modify the antenna of the radio in your work area for better reception.

20. You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.

21. You have never backed up your hard drive.

22. You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.

23. You have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as is."

24. You see a good design and still have to change it.

25. The salespeople at Circuit City or Best Buy can't answer any of your questions.

26. You own a set of itty-bitty screwdrivers but you don't remember where they are.

27. You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.

28. You have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.

29. You have more toys than your kids.

30. You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.

31. Your I.Q. is bigger than your weight.

32. The microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix them.

33. You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.

34. You have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for.

35. Your father sat 2 inches in front of your family's first color TV with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew up thinking that was normal.

36. You can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting.

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