Lawyer and Attorney Jokes

One evening, a man walked into the corner bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. The man walked up to her and said, "Hi there, how's it going tonight?"

The woman turned to the man, looked him straight in the eyes and said, "I'll screw anybody at any time, any where. Your place or my place, it doesn't matter to me."

The guy raised his eyebrows and responded, "No kidding? What law firm do you work for?"

Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case. "Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other."

"Okay, you first," replied the other. That was the end of the discussion.

Jump to Lawyer Joke Number:
| 10 | 20 | 30 | 40 | 50 | 60 | 70 | 80 |
| New Lawyer Jokes |