Police, Cop, Officer, and Sheriff Jokes

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop.

"The car hit you from behind," the officer said. "How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?"

"I recognized the laugh!" the man replied.

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

He promptly replied, "Call for backup."

Last month, a man placed a 911 call to his local police station and calmly reported to the police operator, "My wife, Gertrude, is missing."

The switchboard officer asked, "Sir, how long has your wife been gone?"

The husband replied, "I think about one month."

Why did you wait so long to report it?" asked the policeman.

The husband replied, "Well... Until yesterday, I thought it was just a dream."

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