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Secretary Jokes
Secretary Jokes

 

"Why did your boss jump out of the window?" the detective asked the secretary.

"I don't know," she sobbed. "He was always so nice to me. Two months ago he gave me a fur coat, last month a sports car and just today a diamond ring. Then he asked, what it would cost to be able to ravish me."

"And what did you say?"

"I just said, that the other men in the office always just gave me fifty dollars."


A young boy asked his mother, "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?"

"Of course not, where did you hear such that?" replied his mother.

The young boy answered, "The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary."


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