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Q: Why do barbers make good drivers?
A: Because they know all the sort cuts.


A man who was sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."


Man: How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars.

Man: And, how much for a shave?

Barber: Ten dollars.

Man: Alright . Shave my head.


He's very sensitive about his hair. I don't know why, he hasn't got any!


"And who was that blonde I saw you with on Thursday?" asked one guy to his buddy.

"That was the brunette you saw me with last Tuesday." replied his buddy.


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