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Once a blonde went to get her hair cut, but she was wearing headphones. The hair stylist said to the blonde, "You are going to have to take off your headphones or I can't cut your hair."

The blonde said, "No. I can't. I'll just DIE without them!"

So the stylist just sighed and cut the ends of her hair until the blonde fell asleep. The stylist said to herself, "I'll just take these off her to cut her hair. Since she's asleep, she won't notice." So the stylist did just that.

After about two minutes, the blonde fell out of the chair, dead. The stylist said, "I wonder what could have possibly killed her? Maybe it had something to do with the headphones."

She took the blonde's headphones and put them on her own head, just to see what was playing. The headphones where repeating, "Breath in, Breath out."


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