Engineer Jokes

SCENE: First night of the marriage - Part I

The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us see what would be her reaction.

GIRL FROM DEPT. OF PHYSICS:
"Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by treating me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in a different inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your lips. How do you prefer?"

The guy faints.

GIRL FROM DEPT. OF MATHEMATICS:
"Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following conditions: Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta where delta is greater than zero and the limit for delta tends to zero and you satisfy the closure property. Sufficient conditions: You should have lips. Where the number of lips is neither more than two, nor less than two. You can also kiss by defining your hand to be me if and only if you satisfy the above conditions."

The guy goes mad.

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