Military Jokes

The Military Then and Now

1945 - We painted pictures of girls on airplanes to remind us of home.
2000 - They put the real thing in the cockpit.

1945 - Your girlfriend was at home praying you would return alive.
2000 - She is in the same trench praying your condom worked.

1945 - Medals were awarded to heroes who saved lives at the risk of their own.
2000 - Medals are awarded to people who work at headquarters.

1945 - A commander would put his butt on the line to protect his people.
2000 - A commander will put his people on the line to protect his butt.

1945 - Wars were planned and run by generals with lots of important victories.
2000 - Wars are planned by politicians with lots of equivocating.

1945 - All you could think about was getting out and becoming a civilian again.
2000 - All you can think about is getting out and becoming a civilian again.

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