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One evening, two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my f***ing ass!"

Too late, he noticed a woman, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.

"That's okay," the blonde replied. "In fact, I have a very similar problem. If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my f***ing car!"


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