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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. The blonde rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

The blonde thought for a time... and then asked, "Is it on or off?"


The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.


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