Stewardess and Flight Attendant Jokes

A blonde flight attendant was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that read: "Airport Left," so she turned around and went home.

I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in a vomit bag.

After the plane landed I got up to leave and a stewardess approached me. The flight attendant asked, "Sir, would you like for me to dispose of that for you?" I said, "No thanks, I'm saving it for my kids."

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