Make your own free website on Tripod.com

 

 

 

Occupational HazardsJob Jokes by Category

 

 

Occupation Menu

Actor
Artist
Astronaut
Auto Mechanic
Butcher
Butler
Carpenter
Census Taker
Construction
Cook
Economist
Factory
Firefighter
Florist
Foreman
Gas Station
Hooker
Jockey
Lumberjack
Maid
Mailman
Meter Reader
Misc. Occupations
Mortician
Musician
Night Watchman
Nurse
Painter
Pharmacist
Phone Man
Plumber
Politician
Psychic
Railroad
Realtor
Reporter
Tailor
Talent Agent
Union Worker
Ventriloquist
Veterinarian
Waiter
Writer
Zookeeper

More Occupations

 

Home

 

 


More Occupations
Factory Worker Jokes

 

There were these three guys, a Polish guy, an Italian guy, and a Jewish guy. They all worked together at a factory. Everyday they noticed that their boss leaves work a little early.

So one day they meet together and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early too. The boss leaves and so did they.

The Jewish guy goes home and goes to rest so he can get an early start the next morning.

The Italian guy goes home and cooks dinner.

The Polish guy goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss, so he shuts the door and leaves.

The next day the Italian and Jewish guys are talking about going home early again. They ask the Polish guy if he wants to leave early again and he says, "No." They ask him why not and he says, "Because yesterday I almost got caught!"


Next Job Joke
Click for the Next Factory Joke.
Or, Choose a Joke Category from the Menu.

 

 

 

 

 
 
More
   
 

More Occupations

Random JokesCategory MenuSubmit a JokeSearch Archive  

| Top of Page | Job Hunting Humor | On the Job Jokes | #%$@ Boss | Corporate Wisdom | Coffee Jokes |
| Accountant Jokes | Banker | Barber Jokes | Bartender | Clerk/Cashier | Cowboy Jokes | Dentist |
| Doctor Jokes | Education Humor | Engineer Jokes | Farmer | Judge Jokes | Lawyer Jokes | Military |
| Office Humor | Pilot | Police Jokes | Salesman | Scientist Jokes | Secretary | Shrink Jokes | Stewardess Jokes |
| Stock Broker Jokes | Taxi & Limo Driver Jokes | Truck Driver | 100 More Occupations | Home |