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Veterinarian Jokes

One evening three men met at a party, and it wasn't long until the conversation got around to their line of work, and then to what kind of cars they drove.

"I'm a veterinarian", said the first fellow. "So, naturally, I drive a white 'Vet.'"

As they smiled and nodded, the second man said, "I own a sign company, so I drive a purple Neon."

Now the third guy was suddenly quiet until he was egged on by the other two. "Well", he finally said, "I'm a proctologist... and I have a brown Probe..."