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Astronaut Jokes

Q: What is an astronaut's favorite meal?
A: Launch!

Q: What do you call a loony spaceman?
A: An astro-nut!

Q: What do you call a space magician?
A: A flying sorcerer

Q: Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A: It was already full!

Q: What did the astronaut cook for lunch?
A: An unidentified frying object!

Q: How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?
A: On flying saucers!