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One day a frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a teller named Patty Whack. Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frog pulls out a ceramic elephant, but Patty says, "I'm sorry, but I can't accept that as collateral."

The bank manager had been walking by at the time and overheard the conversation. Looking over, he asked, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patty tells him, "This frog just came in asking for a loan, and all he's offering in collateral is this elephant."

The manager smiles and tells her, "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack, give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

A banker vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

The banker replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds."

The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "How do you start a flood?"

One night at an economy motel, a banker ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, he awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30.

"Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-up call."

Annoyed, the banker let the motel worker have it. "You were supposed to call me at 6 AM! He complained, "What if I had a million dollar deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out?"

"Well, sir," the desk clerk boldly replied, "if you had a million dollar deal to close, you'd probably not be staying at THIS motel!"


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