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A guy and a girl met at a bar one evening. They started getting along really well, so they decide to go to the girl's place for a drink. A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands. He then took off his socks and washed his hands. The girl looked at him and said, "You must be a dentist!" Flabbergasted, the guy responded, "Yes, that's amazing. How did you figure that out?" The girl replied, "Easy. You keep washing your hands." One thing led to another, and they migrated to the bed when things became more passionate. After they were done, the girl remarked, "You must be a GREAT dentist!" The guy was very surprised, and said, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?" The girl replied, "Easy. I didn't feel a thing!" Dentist to Patient: "Would you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?" Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time." Dentist: "There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss my 5 o'clock tee time." The President of Acme Toothbrushes is packing up his files and papers in anticipation of his Friday afternoon round of golf, when suddenly his desk intercom buzzes. "There's a gentleman here to see you, sir," his secretary says. "He's here for the sales position." Grumbling unhappily, the President tells the secretary to send the man in. In walks this man -- short, ugly, balding, and speaking with a strange harelip. "I'm here for the job," he says. "Fine" says the President. "You have a one-week trial period. Pick up the toothbrushes outside." With that, he leaves. One week later, the short man shows up again. "Well?" says the CEO. "Not so good, sir. I only sold 5 toothbrushes. But give me one more week! I'll do better! I'll be the best damn salesman in your company!" "Fine. Go and sell them then." The following week, the short man shows up at the office again and proclaims, "I sold 2,000 toothbrushes!" "What?! How did you do that?" "Well, it was quite simple. I went to the airport, you see, and I set up a table for the people coming off the plane. I had a bowl of chips at one end, toothbrushes in the middle and dip at the other end. They would take a chip, walk past the toothbrushes, and get some dip. I'd ask them, 'How's the dip?' They'd say, 'It tastes like SH**!' And I'd say, 'It is! Want to buy a toothbrush?"
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