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Taxi and Limo Driver Jokes
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A mother and her small daughter were in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab when her daughter noticed several wildly-dressed women loitering on a nearby street corner.

The mother hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the daughter asked her mother, "Mommy, what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?"

Her mother replied, "Honey, those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come home from work."

The cabbie, upon hearing this exchange, turned to the mother and said, "Ahhhhhhh, c'mon lady! Tell your daughter the truth! Them there ladies are hookers!"

The mother said nothing.

But after a brief period of silence, the daughter asked, "Mommy, do the hooker ladies have children?"

The mother replied, "Of course, dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?"


A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped just inches from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look Mac, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologised and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver ... I've been driving 'hearses' for the last 25 years!"


 

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