Bartender and Cocktail Waitress Jokes

One evening a guy walks into a neighborhood bar and notices two pieces of meat up on the ceiling. The man asks the bartender for a bottle of Bud, and the bartender asks, "Don't you want to participate in our competition?"

The guy asks, "Well, what's it all about?"

The bartender informs him, "All you have to do is get those pieces of meat off the ceiling and you get a free pitcher of beer. If you fail, you have to buy the whole pub a drink."

The guy thinks about it for a minute and then replies, "No, I don't think so... Those steaks are far too high!"

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