Bartender and Cocktail Waitress Jokes

A guy orders thirty-year-old whiskey. The bartender figures the guy isn't gonna be able to tell the difference, so he gives the guy ten-year-old scotch instead.

The man tastes his drink, spits it out, and says, "This is ten-year-old scotch! I said I want thirty-year-old whiskey."

This time the bartender tries slipping the guy twenty-year-old whiskey. The same thing happens. The bar patron says, "If you don't give me what I ask for, I'll go somewhere else."

The bartender says, "Okay, pal." Just then, up walks a drunk. "Say mister, take a drink of this," the drunk says, handing the guy a shot glass.

The man tastes it, then spits it out. "That taste like piss!" exclaims the guy. "It is," replies the drunk. "I just wanted to know if you could tell how old I am."

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