Bartender and Cocktail Waitress Jokes

A pig walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, gets up, goes to the bathroom and leaves.A second pig walks into the bar, orders a drink, drinks it, gets up, goes to the bathroom and leaves.

A third pig walks into the bar, orders a drink, drinks it, gets up, goes to the bathroom and leaves. A fourth pig walks into the bar, orders a drink, drinks it, gets up, goes to the bathroom and leaves.

A fifth pig walks into the bar, orders a drink, drinks it, gets up to leave, and the bartender says, " Hey, pig, aren't you going to go to the bathroom?" And the pig says, "No, I'm the pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down and says to the bartender, "I'll bet you $100 that if you put a shot glass at that end of the bar, I could stand at the other end and fill it up with my urine."

Well, the bartender thinks, "That's an easy $100." So he says, "Okay."

The guy gets on top of the bar and pees everywhere, even on the bartender. Well, the bartender doesn't care, he just won $100. So very happily the bartender asks for his money. The guy very happily says, "Here you go!"

The bartender then asks, "Why are you so happy?" And the guy says, "Well, do you see that guy at the other end of the bar? I bet him $1000 that I could pee on you and you would be happy!"

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