Bartender and Cocktail Waitress Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a bartender and a proctologist?

A: A proctologist only waits on one a$$hole at a time.

A head of a man floats into a bar one day. The man's head orders a glass of whiskey. After his first sip, his neck starts to appear. Every sip after that starts to reveal more of his invisible body.

When he's done with the glass, his whole body is visible! He's SO happy he orders a round of beer for everyone in the bar.

Of course nobody objects, and after his first guzzle of beer - POOF! He disappears all together!

The bartender exclaimed, "He should have stopped when he was ahead!"

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