Bartender and Cocktail Waitress Jokes

One evening a guy goes into a restaurant lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar. The man is met by a bouncer who tells him that he must wear a necktie to gain admission.

So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.

The man goes back into the restaurant, and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, okay, I guess you can come in - Just don't start anything!"

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