Dentist Jokes

"I must tell you about uncle Harry. He was a dentist and he had this approach: for every one tooth he'd extracted from a patient, he took out two of his own. He was a dentist for one week. You don't get that kind of compassion today."

- Arthur Brown

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt that said on the front: "Let me put my tool in your mouth"

And, on the back: "...and I will fill your cavity."

Little Johnny: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

Teacher: Did he hurt you?

Little Johnny: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.

A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented to his dentist that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth.

The dentist replied, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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