Dentist Jokes

The Top Ten Signs your Dentist is Crazy

1.Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

2.His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"

3.Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.

4.Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.

5.He ... umm É licks his tools clean.

6.Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.

7.When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.

8.Wears a necklace made of human teeth.

9.Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.

10.Insists that a Novocaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.

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