Engineer Jokes

Q: What is the difference between an Engineer and a toilet?
A: The toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

The instructor was demonstrating the wonders of static electricity to his class at MIT. While holding a plastic rod in one hand and a wool cloth in the other, he told the class, "You can see that I get a large charge from rubbing my rod..."

That was pretty much the end of learning for that day.

Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets.

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