Engineer Jokes

You May Be an Engineer If - Part III

37. Your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone.

38. You thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers.

39. You spend more on your home or laptop computer than your car.

40. You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.

41. Your three-year-old child asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory.

42. You can understand sentences with four or more acronyms in them.

43. You have automated everything in your house, but none of it meets the National Electrical Code.

44. You have ever tried to network your home PC, microwave oven and garage-door opener.

45. Your spouse keeps tripping over the wire you strung - temporarily - three years ago.

46. At a traffic intersection, you try to figure out the synchronization pattern between your car's blinkers or wipers and the other's.

47. You take along a printout of the schedule of your family vacation.

48. You always have to explain things by drawing it out on paper or a napkin.

49. Your computer is down, you don't know what date is it today and miss all meetings too.

50. You read through this list completely, and try to convince yourself not to agree with at least one of them.

51. You make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.

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