Engineer Jokes

Psalm to an Engineer's Sweetheart - Part II

Always he carrieth his books with him,
and he entertaineth his sweetheart with steam tables.
Verily, though his damsel
expecteth chocolates when he calleth,
She openeth the package to discover samples of iron ore.

Yea, he holdeth her hand
but to measure the friction thereof,
and kisseth her only to test the viscosity of her lips,
for in his eyes shineth a far away look
that is neither love nor longing,
but a vain attempt to recall formulae.

Even as a boy, he pulleth a girl's hair but to test its elasticity.
But as a man, he deviseth different devices.
For he counteth the vibrations of her heartstrings
And seeketh ever to pursue his scientific investigations.
Even his own heart flutterings
he counteth as a measure of fluctuation.

And his marriage is but a
simultaneous equation involving two unknowns.
And yielding diverse results.

Verily, I say unto ye, do not marry an engineer.

-Shakeloose

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