Farmer Jokes

An old farmer was relaxing on his veranda one evening, watching his rooster in the yard running around chasing after the hen. They circled the yard half a dozen times, the cock in what seemed to be fierce pursuit of the hen.

The farmer's wife then threw some scraps into the yard and the hen kept right on running, but the rooster stopped for nourishment.

The farmer then lamented, "Good God in Heaven, I pray that I never get that hungry!"

One early morning, a farmer was milking his cow. The farmer was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear.

The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder!

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