Farmer Jokes

A sheep farmer made his monthly journey into town to buy supplies at the local general store. While loading up his pickup, the farmer spotted one of the girls who worked at the town bordello watching him.

"Say, honey," he asked, "what's the going rate these days?"

"Hundred bucks," she replied.

"By God!" he exclaimed with disgust, "if every man raised sheep, we wouldn't need you women."

"Yeah," she said, "and if vibrators could cut the grass, we wouldn't need you men, either."

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