Farmer Jokes

Interviewer: Congratulations on winning the lottery.

Farmer: Thank you.

Interviewer: Do you have any special plans for spending the money?

Farmer: Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming 'til it's all gone.

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.

Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.

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