Farmer Jokes

Three guys were driving down a country road when their car broke down. Luckily, they were near a farm. They went to the farmer, and asked if they could spend the night there, while the tow truck came. The farmer said, "Fine, but I better not catch any of you fooling around with my beautiful daughter." To insure this the farmer secretly shoved a razor blade up his daughter's p**sy.

At night, the first guy sneaked out of his bed and screwed the daughter. Then the second guy sneaked out and screwed her. And then, so did the third.

The next day when the three guys were going to leave, the farmer told them to pull down there pants. They all did. The farmer looked down at the first guy and saw his dick chopped up and said, "You screwed my daughter you bastard." Then he looked down at the second guy, saw his dick chopped up, and said, "You screwed my daughter you bastard."

Then he saw that the third guy's dick was fine and said, "You can come and stay here whenever you'd like." The third guy replied, "Tank oou very mut."

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