Farmer Jokes

One day a traveling salesman stopped by the old Johnson farm in Heartland, Kansas. The man knocked, and Johnson's wife, Fannie, came to the door.

"Is your husband home, Ma'am?" the salesman asked.

Fannie replied, "Sure is. He's over to the cow barn."

"Well, I've got something to show him, Ma'am. Will I have any difficulty finding him?" asked the salesman.

The farmer's wife replied, "Nope. You shouldn't have any difficulties. He's the one with the beard and mustache."

In the mood for joking, a vacationer strolled over to a farmer working in a field and asked, "Did you happen to see a wagon load of monkeys go by?"

"Nope," replied the farmer. "Did you fall off?"

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