Farmer Jokes

So, there they are, out in the country, and Ma walks in and says, "Jethro, get out there and fix that there outhouse."

He says, "All right, Ma." Jethro walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Ma, there ain't nothin' WRONG with this here OUTHOUSE!"

She says, "Put your head down in the hole."

He puts his head down in the hole and he says, "Ma, there ain't nothin' WRONG with this here OUTHOUSE!"

Jethro goes to lift up his head and he says, "Ow! OUCH! Ma! MA, my beard is stuck."

Ma says, "Aggravatin', ain't it."

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