Office Humor, Exec and Businessman Jokes

An important big-shot executive was telling friends at his country club about some of his experiences. "So I bought this yacht that could carry fifty people. I took it out for its maiden voyage and it hit a reef and sank."

The exec continued, "Then I bought an airplane, and on the first flight, it hit another plane on the field and burned up."

"Then I married this beautiful redhead and no sooner did I get home, than I found her fooling around with the chauffeur and I had to divorce her."

"So what's the moral?" one of the other businessmen asked.

"Clear as a bell," said the old man. "If it swims, flies, or f***s - Lease it, don't buy it."

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